A random joke that i saw online:

Once opon a time in a far far away land....a king wanted to find a man to marry his daughter, the most beautiful princess ever exist.the king was fond of archery so he decided that the best archer will marry the princess.the 3 finalist in archery competition was put to the final task to shoot an apple on princess head.

1st archer shoot his arrow and it hit right in the center of the applethe crowd cheer for him, he walk to the king and said "I am Robin Hood!!!"

2nd archer shoot his arrow and it split the first arrow in half!the crowd cheer even louder, he walk to the king and said "I am Hercules!!!"

3rd arcehr shoot his arrow and it hit the princess forehead!!!the crowd went dead silent, he walk to the shocked king and said "I am Sorry!!!"